Happy Halloween, Foodies!
We hope you have an indulgent and utterly spooky day. We did a little prowling on the internet this week to find our favourite kind of Halloween jokes – the knee-slapping kind with a special foodie twist! And boy, did we hit the jack-o-lantern! We’ll certainly be telling a few on our Foodie Tours today!
Note: We did not make ANY of these up….but we kind of wish we did!
Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?
A: Cut it out!
Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favourite sport?
A: Squash
Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?
A: Coffin drops!
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!
A skeleton walks in to a bar. He goes to the bartender and says, “I’m going to need a beer and a mop.”
Monster: It is a very hot day today!
Witch: So, can I make you a lemonade?
Monster: Yes!
Witch: Poof! You’re lemonade!
Happy Halloween from the VFT Team!
